How old do I act?

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[/] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[/] You think politics are interesting.

TOTAL SO FAR:4


[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[x] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week

TOTAL SO FAR: 9


[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[ ] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 13


[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[ ] You can type pretty quick.

TOTAL SO FAR: 15

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of the united states 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.

TOTAL: 18

Wh00t. I act legal! lol

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Why can I see me actually writing this letter?

Letter Meme

Dear Billy:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (I dislike you). I think I realized it (When your dwarf bit me) (In your camping car) and I saw you (Sit on) (My avocado plant). I'm sure you're (Ashamed) enough to understand (That Santa doesn't exist). I'm returning (The cut toenails) to you, but I'll keep (Your left ear) as a memory. You should also know that I (Will tell the authorities about) (Eggplant-fetishism).

(Go burn),
Kaitlyn

Tags
Jeff, Billy, Chelsea, Leah, Mary
You know who you are

RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

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1. Do you sleep in your bra?:
Most of the time

2. Do you enjoy drama?
No. Not at all. I kill it with fire.

3. Are you a girly girl?:
Considering I sit around fangirling over Shonen anime/manga and muse with the idea of dressing up as the male characters (depending on who the character is) instead of hanging out with preppy people, no.

4. Who was the last person you hugged?:
My dog so I could remember who it was. lol

5. Small or large purses?:
Large. They can carry sketchbooks. :3

6. Are you short?:
Nope. I know someone who is though >3

7. Do you like somebody:
Honestly, I have no idea. It could be no one, one, or several at the moment.

8. What would you do if someone smacked your butt?:
High-five their face.

9. Do you care if your socks are dirty?:
THEY MUST BE CLEANNNNN

10. Do you dress up on Halloween?:
Who wouldn't?! I dress up on every other day of the year too!

11. Are you double jointed?:
Nope. I are normal.

12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?:
Jeff's Basement floor.

13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?:
I wiped it a couple of times, if that counts -shot-

15. Do you call anybody by their last name?:
Lols YES.

16. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?
Your mom. Burn. -shot- Dammit Gin!

"X" Marks the Spot:
[/] I do wear make up (occasionally)
[ ] I have cried at a movie theater.
[ ] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.(My mouth naturally hangs open.)
[x] I get jealous.
[x] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[x] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[x] I like country.
[x] I carry a purse. (For artisty purposes)
[X] I’d be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD. (What qualifies a band to be a "boy band" anyway?)
[/] I get bored watching football. (Only if it the Steelers aren't playing)
[ ] I’ve never been called a spoiled brat.
[x] Guys are confusing.
[ ] I’ve been called a bad influence.
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.

1. What color is your bra that your wearing?:
White. These questions are really getting inapropriate.

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?:
It depends on the guy, but usually dark.

3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?:
Yes.

4. Do you have a best friend(s)?
Yes. I have sister-friends and soul mates too. (Soul mates as in I couldn't live without them)

5. Have you ever had your heart broken?:
No

6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?:
No

7. Do you like your life?:
Depends on the day.

8. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?:
No.

9. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?:
I want too.

10. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?:
Girls

11. How long have you had Facebook?:
A year or so. I never go on though.

12. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? :
I've been tempted too

13. What are your biggest fears?:
Death, demons, temptation, the devil, fire, spiders, rapists, creepers, Amy, other werewolves, preps, jocks, preps liking anime, preps ruining Bleach for me, preps ruining any of my other obsessions, having a job I hate, having a job that doesn't involve writing or art, the end of the world, your mom, angry jeff , angry mink, angry leah, angry sarah, not being loved, not having friends, having my friends turn on me, becoming a cat lady, not having a dog, not having a job, not having money, not liking manga anymore, not becoming an artist, not eating potatoes ever again

holy shit

14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?:
Yes

15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?:
-stabs all her oc's- and real people too!

16. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a
cheater”?:
the fuck?

17. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?:
Yes. I also have bad feelings. I listen to those.

18. Do you ever wish you were famous?:
dA famous and famous artist and famous novelist/graphic novelist

19. Are you currently missing someone?
yes. Four people. One who will be coming home, one who will probably never come home, one who will never talk to me ever again, and one who is too busy obessing with another person to even talk to me regularly.

This guy or that guy?:
Your mommy~<3

Punk/Goth or Gangster?:
Punk/goth


Preppy or Cowboy?:
Cowboy

Face or Body?:
Soul.

Sweet or Sexy?:
Sweet.

Well-educated or Dropout?:
It depends. Someone can be a dropout and brilliant.

Blue, Green, Grey, or Brown eyes?:
Blue or green

Contacts or Glasses:
Both.